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These were Found in Church bulletins

  1. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  2. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
  3. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregations would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
  4. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
  5. The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
  6. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
  7. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  8. The Reverend Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the congregation.
  9. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy."
  10. A songfest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
  11. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on, "It's a Terrible Experience."
  12. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  13. The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  14. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
  15. Thursday night potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
  16. Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
  17. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
  18. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  19. Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put me in my Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.
  20. Thursday at 5:M there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
  21. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  22. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church