Star Pants
25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants":
- A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
- You are unwise to lower your pants.
- We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
- She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
- These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
- These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
- Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
- General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
- I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
- TK-421..why aren't you in your pants?
- Lock the door. and hope they don't have pants.
- Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when i was brought on board.
- You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.
- Luke... help me take... these pants off.
- Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
- That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
- Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily guarded than this.
- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
- Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
- Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
- Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
- Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The empire has taken control of my pants. I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
- I cannot teach him. the boy has no pants.
- You came in those pants? you're braver than i thought.